By the time you start hunting for loud alarm clocks for heavy sleepers, it’s safe to say that you’ve probably out-slept most of the alarm clocks you’ve owned. The good news is that even if you’re one of those restful souls who sleep like the dead, you’re in good company.
There are a lot of us super heavy sleepers out there and we all know nature sounds and gently brightening lights ain’t gonna cut it when it comes to rousing us from our nightly coma slumber.
Know what will get you up? The below 5 earth-shatteringly loud alarm clocks for heavy sleepers. Each of ’em is enough to wake the whole block so if these don’t do the trick – check your pulse.
6 Super Loud Alarm Clocks for Heavy Sleepers
There’s no gentle light or sound functions on these alarm clocks. In fact, there’s nothing gentle about them at all. These little clocks are designed for one thing and one thing only – to be LOUD and get you out of bed.
Expect a mini heart attack every morning.
The Classic Loud Alarm Clock
An oldie but a goodie, this ringing terror is best used if you live alone or with other heavy sleepers. Otherwise, it may result in eviction. It is that loud.
Oh, and there’s no snooze on this thing so you’ll actually have to get out of bed. So bonus points if you place it across the room from you so you have to walk – aka stumble – to get to it every morning.
Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock
Stop your search for the loudest alarm clock ever. This is it. “Loud” does not do this alarm clock justice – it’s got an insanely strong, thundering tone and pitch that will have even the heaviest sleeper jumping out of bed.
And on top of its deafening alarm, it has another little talent – it literally vibrates your entire bed. This combination of shaking plus the roaring alarm is enough to wake the dead.
Screaming Meanie
You will hate this alarm clock. But love it and continue to use it because it is one effective m*thafucka. It is an extremely loud alarm clock – no, that’s an understatement. This alarm clock sounds like a thousand banshees screaming in unison from the most painful of deaths.
Not exactly the kind of sound you want to wake up to, but also the kind of sound that makes it impossible to sleep through.
Love that it’s small enough to use as a travel alarm clock…’though it won’t help you make any friends at the hotel you stay in.
Sonic Alert’s The Skull Alarm Clock
Another bone-rattling, extra loud alarm clock by Sonic Alert – this one’s for you if you’re an undercover masochist or really, profoundly deaf. It’s got a blood-chilling alarm that goes up to 113 decibels (that’s louder than an actual jackhammer) and will have you bolting upright every morning thinking it’s the apocalypse.
As if that weren’t enough, this alarm also features a “Bone Crusher” bed shaker to scare you awake. Even if every alarm clock you’ve ever used has failed you – this one will not let you down.
Police & Fire Bell Siren Alarm
Admittedly, these alarm clocks aren’t that loud. But what they’re lacking in loudness, they make up for in annoying-ness.
Plus, most of us are conditioned to react to police and fire bell sirens as if to an emergency. These just might tap into that to get you out of bed.
Get the police siren here and the fire bell alarm here.